Fart Calculator
According to
a study commissioned by Beano Studios
, there is a formula for how funny a fart is.
This calculator lets you work out that value for any fart. Fill in the form to find your score.
See the formula and the Wolfram Language code for this calculator >>
Intensity (db)
20 dB - Whisper, rustling leaves
30 dB - Quiet rural area
40 dB - Library, bird calls
50 dB - Quiet suburb, conversation at home
60 dB - Conversation in restaurant, office, background music
70 dB - Radio or TV-audio, vacuum cleaner
77 dB - Passenger car at 65 mph
80 dB - Freight train (at 15 meters)
90 dB - power mower, motorcycle at 25 ft
100 dB - Jet take-off (at 305 meters)
110 db - Average human pain threshold
Length of fart (seconds)
Social embarrassment
None
Moderate
Mortifying
Number of kids present
1
2
3
4
5
Age of listener
Gender
Male
Female
If you are a human, leave me blank